March 2013
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ListenToo posh lol
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February 2013
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January 2013
2 posts
And the doubts start creeping in.
I think I’m too romantic to be a good muslim. I can’t stop myself from worrying that I threw away my best chance of being happy to try and find someone more ‘supportive’. I feel stupid that I didn’t realise how much I was already supported, or that feelings, situations, people can change, and just because it didn’t work right now, doesn’t mean to say that...
Jan 12th
My New Year started on 18th December 2012
Well I have been a little MIA on the writing front of late, but I have good reason. It’s now been 20 days, almost to the minute, since I converted to Islam. And not a lot has changed. Not that I was expecting it to, since I had already been making gradual changes before actually taking my shahada, but everybody asks me “what changes do you have to make to be Muslim? Is it...
Jan 7th
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October 2012
4 posts
Oct 13th
I do not like being ill
Looks like I’m going to have to stock up on those immune boosting vitamins, soft and chewy num num
Oct 3rd
Modify your approach please!
I know ultimately everything we’re learning is important, but honestly when she speaks I just hear “blah blah blah BLAHHH”. Most of my class are in their mid/late 40s (I’m one of the youngest, which is a strange feeling these days) and she has us designing posters to stick around the room that a) nobody else will ever see and b) don’t count at all towards any task we...
Oct 2nd
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September 2012
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Sep 9th
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Sep 4th
“People should marry across national and cultural boundaries with people from...”
– Sun Myung Moon
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August 2012
23 posts
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Space Oddity
poeticislam: Did anyone watch the latest ‘Horizon: How Big is the Universe’ on BBC Two? I am telling you that is one show to watch. It’s actually awesome, me and my brother were literally in awe. Subhan’Allah, we truly are nothing compared to what’s out there. If you can, watch it.  We are just one tiny planet in our Solar System, and our Solar System is just one member of a vast Milky Way...
Aug 30th
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Everything will be okay in the end...
I think things might be starting to work out, inshallah Happy faces =] =]
Aug 27th
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Aug 20th
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Never thought the day would come when I would find...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191224/George-Galloway-says-Assange-did-rape-women-Sweden-extradition.html
Aug 20th
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Aug 15th
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WatchWatch
This is the great English Summer we’re all used to.
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
This world is round
And what goes around comes around…
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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The meaning of my dreams, revealed in vague detail
That dream where you’re running around in your wedding dress looking for a toilet, and Kate Middleton does some weird things with her mouth and tells you she’s joining the X-Men.  Broken down, this is what I think it all means, or at least what the internet has told me… I’m going through a spiritual learning experience. I’m evaluating my personal relationships. I...
Aug 12th
Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
Aug 8th
Give me my hair back
 All my beautiful dead hair… gone…
Aug 8th
Listen
Aug 6th
Are you going home?!?!
Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd
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If there's one thing I love more than a...
Four minutes in to a BBC documentary about Mitt Romney and Mormonism and already I’ve heard Sabotage and Paint It Black. And right on cue there are the attractive young men, this could be my favourite documentary ever… (sorry Helvetica http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0847817/, Shine A Light http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0893382/, and Stephen Fry with your Gutenberg press...
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
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Zzzzzzz
I dreamt last night that all my hair was falling out. The internet told me this is because I’m scared of dying and also that I’m losing my sex appeal =[ I mean I didn’t really have that much to start with, but I suppose I might need it in the future. Please can I have it back? And my hair too. I don’t want to be bald, not even in my sleep.
Aug 1st
July 2012
30 posts
ListenI loved you in the best way possible
Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Dear Mum and Dad
I was going to send you out for a nice meal, but since you’re bickering like a couple of children, you’re going to marriage counselling instead. Yeah that’s right, no steak and wine for you two, I’m paying £40 for you to go bitch at each other for an hour. My treat. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (if you even make it that far).
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Are you afraid of the dark? No, I'm afraid of...
There is a lot of crazy shit that scares me. Of course there are the obvious things, like spiders, open steps, public speaking etc, but these make me sound full on mental. This is a list of things that freak me the fuck out, and possibly a bit of an explanation as to why… some of them I have no idea… Fish. I know exactly where this comes from. Blackpool Sealife Centre. “SOPHIE,...
Jul 26th
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Dieeeeeeeeee!
35 dresses. Thirty five. When did I become such a girl? Tidying up is no fun, so I’m going to play Rome: Total War instead. Going in hard with my phalanx. Oof.
Jul 26th
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Jul 24th
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Sorry but bitch be trippin'
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/24/james-holmes-lawsuit-shooting/ I have every sympathy for this guy after what he has been through and what happened to his friend, but trying to sue Warner Bros. for the movie’s ‘violent content’ is just fucking ridiculous and just another example of what I dislike about American culture. This guy chose to go see the film, presumably he had some...
Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
This horse is well and truly dead.
Jul 23rd
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